| | Despite repeatedly telling myself it's a bad idea, I can't help but feel sometimes that it's my destiny to drop everything and become a full time rapper. I mean, my subconscious is telling me something when I have a dream in which I decide to prove to someone that I'm not awkward to talk to in person by performing an extensive freestyle rap. I mean, what says 'socially adept' like rapping?
I mean, it's even less practical than my other back up plans of (1) being a professional bboy, (2) joining a travelling circus, (3) collecting masters degrees in various disciplines, (4) going to law school, (5) being a writer, (6) being a bum on the street for purely aesthetic reasons, (7) waiting for one of my friends to get famous and being part of their entourage, (8) trophy husband.
Okay, so maybe it's better than (6).
Anyway, I've decided I want to write raps again, and one day put out a homemade album. It'll be awesome. I may need someone to produce for me, though. We'll see how it goes. But I mean, it's got to be a good idea to hone my rapping skills. Cause girls only like guys with skills, and I already have bo staff skills, and nunchuck skills. Wait--if I have too many skills, there might be TOO MANY girls after me.... I guess I'll have to hide some of my skills (good thing I also have ninja skills, and so am a master of deception). It's like in Dragonball, or Naruto where they wear weighted clothing to slow them down to hide their speed and power (is nerd-reference skills a plus or a minus?).
hmm, does it say something about my confidence about my philosophy skills that i have so many back-up plans? Oh, wait, looking at the list, professional philosopher is one of the MORE practical options....
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| | Posted 4/3/2007 5:15 PM - 2 Views - 2 eProps - 1 Comment
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